I am not a smart man either.

Bread machines and homemade bread are the crack cocaine of foods. I am such a degenerate addict I cannot have any bread in the house, including cheap ass Walmart bread I buy for the raccoons (they get pb&j sandwiches 2x a week). I will eat that sawdusty crap INCLUDING BOTH END PIECES if I am left unsupervised. I have bought and sold more bread machines than I care to mention.