Jim Carrey is a different dimension. Experts think part of it is being Canadian, like Neil Young. When asked for comment another Canadian, actor William Shatner, admitted he knows where Carrey is and he's going there on his 100th birthday. "On my 100th birthday, I'll be joining Jim Carrey," said Shatner. "He and I and a small cohort of Canadians have broken the barrier between this dimension and the next. We are taking Joni Mitchell with us."

Thanks for this uprorious article. How about a series reporting on strange disappearances?!