The upside is you found out who you're friends were, but I'm sorry you had to experience this. The doctor who called you fat is also an idiot. I had a similar boobs-related experience and my conclusion is (some) men become five years old when they see boobs, talk about them, or in any way acknowledge they are in the presence of a grown woman. The scene from Everything You've Ever Wanted to Know About Sex but Were Afraid to Ask when Woody Allen is being chased by a giant breast across a field explains a lot. He's not alone.